Esteemed fellow humans, we made it.
The time of salvation is upon us. We get a little taste on Thursday followed by the main course on Sunday and then a two-serving dessert on Monday. It's here. Somehow we toiled through another exhausting summer and have arrived at the summit of our existence: football season. Let's get started on the right foot, shall we?
These rankings are subject to change throughout the week as breaking news comes out and as my mood changes. I had to make a few assumptions (Jamaal Charles and DeVante Parker's status, among others).
My rankings and those of many others can be found on FantasyPros. These rankings should have most of your answers, but don't hesitate to reach out on me via Twitter @DonaldGibsonFF in case you want your answer straight from my lovely face or just an explanation about why Ted Ginn is ranked above DeAndre Hopkins (I SWEAR I'M KIDDING. I WOULD NEVER).